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Old 07-26-2017, 08:04 PM   #21
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Old 07-30-2017, 08:59 AM   #22
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60...and get off my lawn!
Damn! I thought i was old at 50... wtf are you all doing here? Isn't it nap time?
I started getting AARP join requests in the mail this year. That shit ain't right!
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Damn! I thought i was old at 50...
Wow you guys are making me feel young. I just turned 48!
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Old 07-30-2017, 10:24 AM   #24
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Wow you guys are making me feel young. I just turned 48!
2 more years... and its butt scoping time. you will LOVE that! lol
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I shit in a bucket and took it to the UPS Store.
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2 more years... and its butt scoping time. you will LOVE that! lol
I was lightly sedated for the actual scoping. I don't remember much, especially after being up all night.

The prep is murder!
I looked at the huge container that I received when I turned in the prescription from my doctor and thought "You have to be fkn kidding me!".
If only I could have been lightly sedated for that.
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Damn! I thought i was old at 50... wtf are you all doing here? Isn't it nap time?
I started getting AARP join requests in the mail this year. That shit ain't right!
The trick is not to slow down. Just got back from hunting in Alaska, hiked a glacier, work is full on manual every day, my drivers license my say 60 but I'm running at 45!
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I was lightly sedated for the actual scoping. I don't remember much, especially after being up all night.

The prep is murder!
I looked at the huge container that I received when I turned in the prescription from my doctor and thought "You have to be fkn kidding me!".
If only I could have been lightly sedated for that.
Yes the prep is the shits, literally, or like peeing out your bung hole. You can go to work the day prior, cause the stuff doesn't kick in until after 6 PMish. But start early. I was too afraid to go to sleep, worried I might shit myself while sleeping. But the day of, take the day off and recuperate.

I asked to be totally out, so I have no memories of the procedure until waking up in post-op. A friend of mine was lightly sedated and conscious during the procedure. He said it was the most humiliating experience of his life, because he could hear the nurses and doctor saying how much of a whimp he was. Ask to be totally out unless you are a masochist.

And do it. I've worked with 3 people, 2 males, 1 female that died from colon cancer. One, a close friend, went in during Christmas holidays complaining about abdominal pains, thought he had a stone or something, turned out to be colon cancer. The problem with colon cancer is, by the time you have symptoms, it's too late. They removed 3/4 of his colon, plus other stuff, he was dead by end of May. But for 2 months post op, he lay in the ICU unable to do anything until he finally died. It's a horrible way to go.
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I was lightly sedated for the actual scoping. I don't remember much, especially after being up all night.

The prep is murder!
I looked at the huge container that I received when I turned in the prescription from my doctor and thought "You have to be fkn kidding me!".
If only I could have been lightly sedated for that.
Yea, the prep was suckage. Shitting my brains out for 24 hours (shaddup peanut gallery! ) first time ever been put to sleep. That was some wicked stuff. I remember them telling me to count, i think i got to like 4 or 5, then some nurse waking me up... not ready to repeat that anytime soon
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terrible story Mclovin (for your friend) but its a good way to get the point across. Colon cancer is ugly. My luck, i have a massive coronary trying kill Doucheshade in the tiamat
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And do it. I've worked with 3 people, 2 males, 1 female that died from colon cancer. One, a close friend, went in during Christmas holidays complaining about abdominal pains, thought he had a stone or something, turned out to be colon cancer. The problem with colon cancer is, by the time you have symptoms, it's too late. They removed 3/4 of his colon, plus other stuff, he was dead by end of May. But for 2 months post op, he lay in the ICU unable to do anything until he finally died. It's a horrible way to go.
Geez that's terrible. 31 here... marking my calendar....
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I am happily part of the under 50 club! (49...)
Me Too! Ima lucky 46! lol
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So uh...I'm not quite at that age yet, but how often is this scoping supposed to be done? Can't you just poop in a bucket or something like that talking box on the commercial?
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http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-c...-20048087?pg=2 Many factors to consider evidently, Dimshade.
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Old 08-01-2017, 01:57 PM   #36
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...My luck, i have a massive coronary trying kill Doucheshade in the tiamat
That's right! I spected you doing him in the tiamet the other day on Artic, took like 4 some tries, was amazed at how persistent you were about it. Doucheshade, The Sarge is on a mission, he is coming for ya. Somebody's gotz to do it. Haha!
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That's right! I spected you doing him in the tiamet the other day on Artic, took like 4 some tries, was amazed at how persistent you were about it. Doucheshade, The Sarge is on a mission, he is coming for ya. Somebody's gotz to do it. Haha!
IKR! Sometimes, I get the gumption to go after one player that I know is making the difference, and Dimshade is MosDef one of them. I feel happy when I can "best" him. Which rarely occurs. Sometimes, it feels like he just "knows"
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So uh...I'm not quite at that age yet, but how often is this scoping supposed to be done? Can't you just poop in a bucket or something like that talking box on the commercial?
They say when you reach 50, you should have the tail pipe inspected. The doctor will have you come back anywhere from a year to 5 years or longer. They found a non-cancerous pollup on me, so it was 3 year return

When you reach age 40, its the prostate exam yearly!
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They say when you reach 50, you should have the tail pipe inspected. The doctor will have you come back anywhere from a year to 5 years or longer. They found a non-cancerous pollup on me, so it was 3 year return

When you reach age 40, its the prostate exam yearly!
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The key to the prep is basically fast or not to eat solids. That way there really isn't anything to poop.
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